Miyerkules, Agosto 26, 2015

SPACE ODDITY 2015

The Doors popularized in 1966 The Alabama Song in asking to be shown the “way to the next whiskey bar.” In 1971, Joni Mitchell vowed to get sloshed in A Case of You.

Whatever tipple fancies your taste bud – brandy, whiskey, wine or the sundry variants of cocktails – getting them in the right state (aged for decades or freshly brewed; ice cold or warm) is critical to enjoyment.

In fact, if the Door’s Jim Morrison hasn’t yet (with apologies to Elvis) left the building, I’ll tell him to go find his next swig at the International Space Station (ISS), where a Japanese purveyor of spirits sent a keg or two.

Still, disabuse your minds of the stereotype of a drunken Russian cosmonaut peddled by Bruce Willis’ tearjerker movie Armageddon. The six scientists at the ISS are not even allowed a sniff of the six types of liquor sent hurtling their way through space.

Not even for Christmas 2015? Yes, and definitely not even for New Year 2016! Major Tom can sing himself hoarse with lines from Space Oddity but he’s not getting even a single drop.

It’s kind of harsh but it’s all for science folks: An Einstein-ian endeavor to see how vacuum and weightlessness would make for a smoother single malt experience. Bet those spirits would cost a small fortune upon touchdown on Gaia.

But let’s get our feet firmly planted on terra firma, people. It’s not really about whether you’re drinking Erap’s pricey Petrus or Johnny Walker Blue. It’s about who you swap jokes and stories, laugh and cry with, as you partake of life’s elixir. 

Hell, my pals and I can drink ourselves silly with stale beer left over from yesterday’s barbeque. Really, it’s the company you keep that matters. Eat your heart out Stanley Kubrick. –End-


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